HIS LITTLE BACHELOR COULDN’T MAKE IT TO THE FINAL ROSE

NEW & IMPROVED BRIAN: NOW WITH LASER VISION!

Brian went from a -5 prescription to 20/20 in a matter of minutes thanks to Clearly Lasik!  Dr. King and the staff at the Victoria Corneal Laser Centre were amazing… now if only they could install x-ray vision… http://www.see-better.com/

KOOL Mornings Contraception Alert!!!

There’s a new stop-baby device on the market called the FemCap!  Similar to the diaphragm, but more discreet and made of silicone rubber, so it’s better for your body.  It’ll cost you $120 bucks and is available at the Vancouver Island Women’s Clinic.  Great for ladies who hate the pill…also great for Robin because the device looks like the KEEPER (the device that holds STUFF during that time of the month), and that GROSSES BRIAN OUT!!  HA BRIAN!!

THE KOOL MORNINGS MASCOT

During her week off Robin decided that the show needs a mascot.  Because Danny the Intern may be furry, but he’s not nearly cute enough.  You know who is?  Chia Obama.  Can we doing some in-studio gardening on his head?  YES WE CAN.

On Tofino Time!!

Robin Farrell and her BFF Kymm Buckham made it back from Tofino…soaking wet, but in 1 piece!!  They recommend:  surfing, kayaking, the Ucluelet aquarium Touch Tank and and buying HOT NEW RAIN BOOTS!!!  EAT IT BRIAN BAILEY…who cares if it’s not raining here??  We’re protected from JELLYFISH!!!!  HOT RAIN BOOTS RULE!!!!!!    ~RF

THE “CAR-BEQUE”

Planning a roadtrip?  Cook with efficiency, using your car’s engine!  Seriously.  This is apparently a real thing that people do.  http://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Food-on-Your-Car’s-Engine

FREE STUFF ALERT

Did you know tomorrow is National Slurpee Day?  Saturday July 11th, get a free Brain Freeze at 7-11 locations.

OBAMA THE LADIES’ MAN?

Someone at the G8 summit needs to provide the president with a pair of dark sunglasses.  Is Michelle Obama going to LOSE IT?  Danny The Intern: “Being married is like being on a diet.  You can look around the candy store, you just can’t taste anything.”

THE COOKIE DIET: FINAL WEIGH-IN RESULTS!

After 2 weeks on “The Cookie Diet” Danny the Intern lost 17 lbs!  From 210, down to 193.  Sure 1000 calories a day is low, but we have to keep the Intern looking good for the people.  Nice work, Danny.

THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

GUESSES: Rain?  Drunk maid of honour?  Ripped wedding dress?  Groom getting cold feet?  Laryngitis?  ANSWER: 52% of women say “Getting a big zit” would be the worst thing.  Because the pimple goes away, but the pictures last a lifetime.